"That Big Buddha Bud is the bomb. Intense and very potent, yet it puts my
mind at ease. Wow you guys weren't kidding about not driving after smoking
this!"
One of our customers said this, what are you gonna say when you smoke our
legal bud??
Dear Mr Budshop owner,
Why on earth would anyone want to buy what looks like something from down the back of the sofa from a spammer who uses a fast-flux botnet to rotate his webservers, and has the intellect of an 11-year old, the criminality of the mafia and the honesty of Billy Liar? They're right about not driving after smoking their "products" - if you fall for this one I wouldn't trust you with a postage stamp, you might as well stick a sign to your head saying "I'm a silly goose and deserve to be parted from my money because I happily give money to dim criminals".
Here's a couple for you Mr criminal diwit, looks like you need some "correctional facility haze" or some "Bubba delight".
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